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Post by han42571 Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:55 pm

Blonde jokes, knock-knock jokes, anything funny!

Here's one:

One of my friends thought that the saying "play it by ear" was really "play it by year" (she thought it was like improvise life or something). So she went around shortening it to, "Hey guys, we'll just play it by week!" or "Play it by month!" to be funny! People would just stare at her! She found out yesterday what it really was.....
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Post by Icewing Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:35 pm

A Dumb Blonde stares at a can of orange juice for hours because it says "concentrate".
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Post by sop4257 Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:07 pm

how do you kill a blond? bu putting a scratch and sniff button at the bottom of the pool!
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Post by han42571 Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:19 pm

(you mean sticker, not button?)

A blond, a brunette and a red-head were running from the cops because they accidentally broke the law. They saw a barn and ran in it to hide. They hid in potato sacks, and then the police came in. They all said, "Let's poke these bags and see if the criminals are in them!"
When they poked the brunette's sack, they knew something was in it. So the brunette quickly said, "Bark bark!" They police thought, "oh, it's just a dog," and went to the red-head''s sack.
When they poked the sack, they knew something was in it. Since the red-head got what was going on she said, "Meow!" They police thought, "oh, it's just a cat," and went to the blonds sack.
When they poked the sack, they knew something was in it. Since the blond got what was going on she said in the sweetest little voice, "I'm a potato!"
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Post by Icewing Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:04 pm

Wait, how is this a game? I mean, you are basically listing jokes, not exactly playing a game. Ah, whatever. As long as nobody is breaking the rules...
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Post by sop4257 Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:08 pm

cool! nock knock who's there? somebody who spelled knock wrong!
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Post by Mooncloud Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:38 pm

What's brown and sticky?

[Bwahahahaha]

A stick!!!
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Post by sop4257 Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:24 pm

what has 18(?) legs and catches flies? a baseball team!
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Post by han42571 Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:13 pm

Mooncloud! I am laughing hysterically at you're joke..... even thought it really is ant THAT funny........

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?




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Post by sop4257 Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:01 pm

ha ha ha!


knock knock!

who's there?

a little girl who's to small to reach the door bell!

(once i told that to my freind and they said "a little girl who's to small to reach the door bell who?")
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