Discouraging Animals

This game is simple, the first poster will say an animal they want to turn into and the second poster will discourage them.
for example
poster 1: I want to be a hyena

poster 2: You'll have a strange laugh
I want to be an elephant

poster 3: When you get a cold your nose will run a lot, etc.

RULES
1. Try not to choose an animal that's already been done.
2. Spell the name of the animal correctly
3. You must reply to the person before you before posting your own animal
4. Don't use anyone else's responses


Ok, I'll start.
I want to be a bird(maybe a dove or hawk)

you might get shot, caught, or fly into the sun.
I want to be a monkey.

You might get put in a zoo or circus.
I want to be a mouse.

You might get caught by a warrior.

Very likely and true, but what do you want to be??

lets just say icewing wants to be a black slate gerbil

you may be discovered by a hunter.

i want to be a monkey.

You may slip on a banana peel

I want to be an eagle

since you never posted your animal, im assuming you will be a chuhuahua.
then people would hate it when you bark all the time.

i want to be a turtle.

You might get eaten by a badger or caught by a twoleg.

i wish i was a Racoon.

you could get your noes pinched by a crawfish!


i wish i was a STUFFED animal!

You could be tortured by some twoleg kit. lol

I wish I was a dragon(hey, mythical creatures work, too!)

You couldnt find a shoe that would fit you!

I wish I were a bear!

granted, but you might get shot in bear hunting season.


i wish i was an undiscovered bug.

Granted but you're the only one of your kind.

I wish I was a cheetah.

granted, but you will get tired easey.


i wish i was a fish that nobody could catch

Granted, but a shark ate you.

I wish I was an eagle.

Granted, but there is no fish left, your only food.

I wish I was a kitten!

Granted, but then you are adopted by a twoleg and their kits and the twoleg kits drive you mad...

I wish I was a big, red button!

Granted but you are constantly pushed to your limit.

I wish I was a lynx.

WAITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is turning into the wish game! just look at the posts!