The Wish Game

Grant a wish, but add a twist.
Ex:
Person 1:I wish I had a pool.

Person2: Granted, but it is as small and deep as a cup. I wish I had a cat.

Person 3: Granted, but it got turned into a bug.

You get it.
Remember: Be creative!

I will start. I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted. But it got turned into 1 million spiders. I wish i had a perfect tan.

Granted, but the next day you turned red. lol

(Icewing, i think i've heard of this game. aftr you grant a wish, you have to make your own wish in the same post.)

I wish I had a turtle!

( Oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry! )

Granted, but it crawled away(instead of ran away. lol)

I wish I had a dog

Granted. but it got turned into a pig! lol!!

i wish i had a wii.

Granted, but a spell was cast upon you in which you cannot use ANY games on it. So go ahead and buy 'em, but you won't be able to use 'em!

I wish there was no more global warming(well, if you consider this global warming)

Granted then global cooling begins.

I wish i had a cookie

(More like an ice age)

Granted, but it gave you lung cancer(yes, it is a very rare cookie called the lung cancer cookie. Few unfortunate people mistake for a plain chocolate chip cookie...)

I wish I had a pet snow leapord (that would be awesome)

Granted, it eats you

I wish I was a planet

Granted but as a planet, meteors would constantly hit you.

I wish the next warriors book would come out.

Granted, but the next one won't come out for 2 years.

I wish I had another snow leapord that did NOT harm me or transform or die in any way.

Granted, but you lost in the artic

i wish i had an ipod

Granted but the ipod breaks as soon as you get it.

I wish I could go on vacation.

Granted, but you die in the plane.

i wish i was somewhere else.

granted, but now you hate the place you are in.Ha!

I wish I had a smoothie

Granted, but you dropped it when you got a brain freeze.

i wish i had a nice cat.

Granted, but now your dog is evil

You lost your wish.

I wish i had the whole warriors series.

Granted but the books were destroyed before you could read them.

I wish I had a pet flamingo.

Granted, but then it flew away(and you didn't have a tracking device on it.)

I wish I had a husky that my cat wouldn't get into a fight with.

Granted, but then it died mysteriously.

i wish i had a nice teacher, who gave no homework.

granted, but you end up in the stone age. i wish nothing bad happed to me! beat THAT!

sorry, never mind...

granted, but your teacher dies and you get the meanest teacher in the school. i wish nothing bad happened to me.